Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.