Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.