Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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What do ducks smoke?

Qwack

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What is a hippies favourite type of cigarette?

Yours :P