Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.