Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

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Because they were Miners... XD

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

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About 500 calories.

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Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because XD

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD