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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video?

VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because XD

Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is! XD

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

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What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.