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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video?

VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because XD

Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is! XD

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others?

Self) Semi retarded.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.