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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video?

VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because XD

Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is! XD

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Wetter Jokes More Wetter Jokes

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2