What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

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What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD