A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Because he was wayyy far out man.
No pun in ten did!
Wall-sits.
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
Raise the urinals
Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*
A: Lend it to Greece.
Test Tickles
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
Well, he has his ups and down's.
A Remote control