What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to hunt bear?

With your clothes off

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

Up Jokes More Up Jokes

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

Remote Control Jokes More Remote Control Jokes

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"