A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Because he's alive.
Pole Position
It doesn't sit well.
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!
Cold turkey.
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Force of Hobbit.
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
A. The Ultrasound Guy
a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even
Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.
It has its ups and downs.
A Remote control
Having a remote control for your remote control.