Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead