Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead