What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant