What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.