Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

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What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

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What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP