What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!