How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."