How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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D Jokes More D Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

A spinning wheel !

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips