How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What do you call an interracial dwarf actor?

A half cast

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

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How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.