Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.