Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.