Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

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Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains