What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

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What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP! :D

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.