What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.