How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

Million Dollar Jokes More Million Dollar Jokes

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

Small Loan Jokes More Small Loan Jokes

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ?

small loan of 100 million dollars

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.