Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?