Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

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What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ?

Actor you my dear Alphonse !

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.