Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

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How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.