A charlatan!
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There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
Because he's alive.
He thought it was the white thing to do.
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
A man with unfinnished buisness.
because they all refused to make sandwiches.
Because they die at the last second.
Long live the Queen.
Because they are humerus
They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)
Because it was well armed.
He was the raining champion.
Because you can't bury them in trees !
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it was repossessed!
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
Because she was his sole mate.
Because to them love means nothing.