How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music?

Cosettes.

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears