How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

A: Music Minus One.

What is a mummies favorite genre of music?

Wrap

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the crazed Packers fan throw out all of Aaron Rodgers's forks?

They were too Cutler-y.

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.