Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!