Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!