What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.