What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream!

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.