What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Previous Random Joke Next
Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches?

So they can look like their mothers.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

akjnveoajknoea

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.