What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

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