What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Because she was a woman

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

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What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.