Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

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What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

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Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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Ur-ine!"

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What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies