What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.