What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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Your mom.

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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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A prick

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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How to annoy a Redditor?

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Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.