Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

How to annoy a Redditor?

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat?

Indice

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.