Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

How to annoy a Redditor?

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

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What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

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Why are reddittors so environmentally friendly?

Because the recycle everything!

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner