Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

How to annoy a Redditor?

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Skoda Jokes More Skoda Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

Reddittor Jokes More Reddittor Jokes

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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Why are reddittors so environmentally friendly?

Because the recycle everything!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Annoying Jokes More Annoying Jokes

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Greek God Jokes More Greek God Jokes

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"