Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.