What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.