What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

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What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.