What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!