What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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A pan. Duh!