What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

Why are you moving there?

Because! Botswana! Duh"