What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.