What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

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Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive