What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!