What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.