Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

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What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.