What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What's the fastest drink in the world ?

Sonic the eggnog.

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

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What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.