What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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Where's Spiderman's home page?

Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.

What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

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What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights