Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.