Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.