How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.