How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.