How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

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A Daeshboard

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.