Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.