Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

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What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

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What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

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What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.