Tin Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

Tin Man Jokes More Tin Man Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

Why doesn't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.