Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.