Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.