Tin Man Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

Sinner Jokes More Sinner Jokes

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.