Tin Man Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!