Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.