Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer take a milk bath?

Because he's too tall for a milk shower.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!