Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon