Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!