To get to the other side.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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A mashed potato.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.
Shark infested mashed potatoes.
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Anyone can mash potatoes
A: From chasing cars.
He wanted to chase the catfish!
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
A bunch of moooovers.
It plays a big tractor.
Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.
They have no idea where home is.
A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.
A joke.
Because 7 10 11
Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim
She grew out of her B - shells!
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
A smoothbore.
