How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Bulldog Jokes More Bulldog Jokes

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht