How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Bulldog Jokes More Bulldog Jokes

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht