Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.