Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands