Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.
They Neverland.
It looks like we're going to Neverland."
Because he neverlands
A good start.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Baby on board.
He's always nailed to the boards....
Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
